Worst. Day. Ever

This sums up my day:


Excellent Morning.  Snarksters.  Go to classroom.  Open cart.  Missing laptops. 7. Tell the bosses. Run around all morning asking if laptops were taken for use. Spill coffee on my beige turtleneck.  Nobody used them.  Nobody has seen them. Take inventory. Tell the big boss.  Get the look.  With the this is a big problem. Cops. Report. Cop car. Detectives. Report. Cop Car. Detectives. Precinct. Detectives. Classroom. Detectives. Re-enactment. Detectives. Office.  Bye. Snarkster glare. Dead blackberry. Shit list. Home. Have not eaten enough.  Need to eat.  No desire to.

At some point I was teaching children.  It is all a haze now.  Good night.